kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(via go-placidly)

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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(via blankette)

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

(via tramazing)

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

(via thepoopiestofbutts)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via midtowntoronto)

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via pammiecakes768)

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

(via hollynthenomad)

imgross-ok:

aboutwhitewomen:

If men aren’t allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn’t have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research.

"if i cant control a woman’s body, then i want that body to die"

(p.s. anyone can get breast cancer)

(via freakin-nasty)

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

(via penishole)

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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(via midtowntoronto)

loubes:

it was a simpler time

(via penishole)

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

(via spookydoobydoo)

patchesthegreat:

micdotcom:

Watch: Bo Burnham just destroyed pop music in 5 minutes flat

All pop music sounds the same, and according to Bo Burnham, it’s all written by the devil to brainwash you and steal your money and your heart.
The musician and comedian tears into the mainstream pop machine with his latest song, “Repeat Stuff.” Fans have heard the song before in his full-length comedy special what., but the new video treatment takes the song to a whole new plane.
The scariest part: This will actually get stuck in your head


This song was actually in his what. special. 

patchesthegreat:

micdotcom:

Watch: Bo Burnham just destroyed pop music in 5 minutes flat

All pop music sounds the same, and according to Bo Burnham, it’s all written by the devil to brainwash you and steal your money and your heart.

The musician and comedian tears into the mainstream pop machine with his latest song, “Repeat Stuff.” Fans have heard the song before in his full-length comedy special what., but the new video treatment takes the song to a whole new plane.

The scariest part: This will actually get stuck in your head

This song was actually in his what. special.